Characters
Mr. Sausage Man
He's the main character and protagonist of this whole thing. He is armed with the Sausage Sword, the most powerful weapon in Banana Land. The Sausage Sword destroys all of Mr. Sausage Man's enemies in only one swing. Mr. Sausage Man is also often silent, and loves bananas and grape soda. The ways people draw him vary.
Creator: Trinette
Nicknames: The Epic Blur
Personality: Epic
Favorite Food: Bananas
Favorite Drink: Grape Soda
Likes: Stunts/His fans
Dislikes: The Burgerlar
Catchphrase: "I like bananas!"
Creator: Trinette
Nicknames: The Epic Blur
Personality: Epic
Favorite Food: Bananas
Favorite Drink: Grape Soda
Likes: Stunts/His fans
Dislikes: The Burgerlar
Catchphrase: "I like bananas!"
The Burgerlar
The main antagonist and Mr. Sausage Man's main enemy. He lives in scenic Burgeland inside a giant burger he likes to call "The Burgelair". He is a big jerk to Mr. Sausage Man, and he is super competitive. He also has a short temper. However, his IQ is incredibly low, causing him to constantly make a fool of himself in public. He would be planned as the final boss if Mr. Sausage Man ever appears in a video game in the future.
Creator: Benjamin
Nicknames: Stupid Meat Sandwich
Personality: Evil Jerk
Favorite Food: Meat
Favorite Drink: Meat Soup
Likes: Winning stuff
Dislikes: Mr. Sausage Man
Catchphrase: "Aw, burgers!"
Creator: Benjamin
Nicknames: Stupid Meat Sandwich
Personality: Evil Jerk
Favorite Food: Meat
Favorite Drink: Meat Soup
Likes: Winning stuff
Dislikes: Mr. Sausage Man
Catchphrase: "Aw, burgers!"
Mr. Beef
He is the Burgerlar's henchman. He often works for him against his will and has low self-esteem. Sometimes he wishes he was Mr. Sausage Man instead. That being said, Mr. Beef is a villain and a good guy at the same time.
Creator: Benjamin
Nicknames: None
Personality: Friendly, but sad
Favorite Food: Pizza
Favorite Drink: Pizza Juice
Likes: Getting breaks from his job
Dislikes: The Burgerlar
Quote: "I hate being Mr. Beef..."
Creator: Benjamin
Nicknames: None
Personality: Friendly, but sad
Favorite Food: Pizza
Favorite Drink: Pizza Juice
Likes: Getting breaks from his job
Dislikes: The Burgerlar
Quote: "I hate being Mr. Beef..."
Mrs. Ausage Man
She is Mr. Sausage Man's sister. Despite the "Mrs" in her name, she is not married to anyone. She is sort of a tomboy. She occasionally shows off her girly side, though, especially when she sees beautiful clothes. She owns a cat named Moter.
Creator: Benjamin
Nicknames: None
Personality: Somewhat girly
Favorite Food: Apples
Favorite Drink: Apple Juice
Likes: Beautiful clothes, Moter
Dislikes: Black lipstick
Quote: "Eee! Those shoes look so cute! Now if only I had feet..."
Creator: Benjamin
Nicknames: None
Personality: Somewhat girly
Favorite Food: Apples
Favorite Drink: Apple Juice
Likes: Beautiful clothes, Moter
Dislikes: Black lipstick
Quote: "Eee! Those shoes look so cute! Now if only I had feet..."
Mr. Ribs
Mr. Ribs is Mr. Sausage Man's servant. Mr. Sausage Man treats him with the utmost respect. The salary Mr. Sausage Man gives him is unimaginably high. Because of this, he is more than happy to do whatever Mr. Sausage Man wishes. He is also one of Mr. Sausage Man's best friends. He takes pity on Mr. Beef.
Creator: Benjamin
Nicknames: None
Personality: Cheerful
Favorite Food: ?
Favorite Drink: ?
Likes: Helping Mr. Sausage Man, his high salary
Dislikes: The Burgerlar
Quote: "Sure, I'll do whatever you want!"
Creator: Benjamin
Nicknames: None
Personality: Cheerful
Favorite Food: ?
Favorite Drink: ?
Likes: Helping Mr. Sausage Man, his high salary
Dislikes: The Burgerlar
Quote: "Sure, I'll do whatever you want!"
Mr. Beefstink
He is a very stinky sausage that likes to give hugs. He lives in a regular suburban house near the Burgelair. Actually, his entire life (Except for the body odor) is completely average. If you encounter Mr. Beefstink, he usually won't let you leave until he gives you a hug. Reports say that if he hugs you, you'll stink for weeks!
Creator: Kristen
Nicknames: None
Personality: Friendly, but creepy at the same time
Favorite Food: Garbage
Favorite Drink: Mud
Likes: Hugging people
Dislikes: Sad people, or people that refuse to hug him
Catchphrase: "JUST ONE HUG!"
Creator: Kristen
Nicknames: None
Personality: Friendly, but creepy at the same time
Favorite Food: Garbage
Favorite Drink: Mud
Likes: Hugging people
Dislikes: Sad people, or people that refuse to hug him
Catchphrase: "JUST ONE HUG!"
Mr. Pizza
Mr. Pizza is the owner of Mr. Sausage Man's favorite restaurant, Banana Pizzeria. There, he serves bananas, grape soda and pizza (Don't worry, he makes the pizza out of organic ingredients. The pizzas are not alive. Mr. Pizza doesn't just serve his own friends on plates for other people to eat!). He lets Mr. Sausage Man eat at Banana Pizzeria for free since Mr. Sausage Man is a close friend of his. However, the Burgerlar is not allowed in his restaurant, ever.
Creator: Jonathan
Nicknames: None
Personality: Friendly
Favorite Food: Pizza, as long as it's not alive
Favorite Drink: Soda
Likes: Making delicious food, hanging out with Mr. Sausage Man on Fridays
Dislikes: The Burgerlar
Catchphrase: "That is one spicy pizza!"
Creator: Jonathan
Nicknames: None
Personality: Friendly
Favorite Food: Pizza, as long as it's not alive
Favorite Drink: Soda
Likes: Making delicious food, hanging out with Mr. Sausage Man on Fridays
Dislikes: The Burgerlar
Catchphrase: "That is one spicy pizza!"
Mr. Pepperoni
He is Mr. Pizza's one and only assistant. He helps in making exactly 50% of the food that people order, and only messes up about once a month. He has the special trait to move around extremely quickly, causing him to sometimes appear in several places at once. In fact, some people say there are more than one of him, however this is not true. He is also very cute; so cute that the customers want to eat him up... Literally!
Creator: Jonathan
Nicknames: Cutie
Personality: Friendly
Favorite Food: Pizza, as long as it's not alive
Favorite Drink: Soda
Likes: Working with Mr. Pizza
Dislikes: Being eaten
Quote: "Take the pizza out already! It's too hot!"
Creator: Jonathan
Nicknames: Cutie
Personality: Friendly
Favorite Food: Pizza, as long as it's not alive
Favorite Drink: Soda
Likes: Working with Mr. Pizza
Dislikes: Being eaten
Quote: "Take the pizza out already! It's too hot!"
Mr. Mayor
If you can't tell by his name, Mr. Mayor is the mayor of Grape City, which is where Mr. Sausage Man lives. He never shaves his mustache (Even though his wife is constantly telling him to), and he won't go anywhere without his top hat. He also seems to like informing people that he is the mayor, even if they already know.
Creator: Kristen
Nicknames: The Mayor
Personality: Friendly, Irresponsible
Favorite Food: Greasy Hamburgers (Watch out, Burgerlar!)
Favorite Drink: Pure Grease
Likes: His hat and mustache
Dislikes: The Burgerlar, Shaving
Catchphrase: "I'm the mayor."
Creator: Kristen
Nicknames: The Mayor
Personality: Friendly, Irresponsible
Favorite Food: Greasy Hamburgers (Watch out, Burgerlar!)
Favorite Drink: Pure Grease
Likes: His hat and mustache
Dislikes: The Burgerlar, Shaving
Catchphrase: "I'm the mayor."
Mrs. Mayor
If you can't tell by her name, she's Mr. Mayor's wife. She usually entertains herself by doing chores. She usually doesn't go to Mr. Sausage Man's stunt shows (unlike the mayor) and would rather do something more "sophisticated", like going to British tea parties. She is afraid to reveal that she always wears a pair of handmade socks with the words "I LIEK SAUSAGE" sewn into them.
Creator: Kristen
Nicknames: Mayor-ette
Personality: Soft, quiet and elegant
Favorite Food: English Muffins
Favorite Drink: British Tea
Likes: Doing chores, attending tea parties
Dislikes: The Mayor's mustache
Quote: "Please shave, honey."
Creator: Kristen
Nicknames: Mayor-ette
Personality: Soft, quiet and elegant
Favorite Food: English Muffins
Favorite Drink: British Tea
Likes: Doing chores, attending tea parties
Dislikes: The Mayor's mustache
Quote: "Please shave, honey."
Mr. Noodle
Mr. Noodle appears to be sort of a genius. His IQ is only slightly lower than Mr. Sausage Man's (NOBODY CAN BE SMARTER THAN THE EPIC BLUR, NOT EVEN A MECHANICAL GENIUS!). He will take any chance that allows him to show how brilliant he is. However, Mr. Sausage Man always finds a way to outdo him.
Creator: Pencilmaster
Nicknames: None
Personality: Nerdy
Favorite Food: ?
Favorite Drink: ?
Likes: Showing off how smart he is
Dislikes: The fact that Mr. Sausage Man is still smarter than him, Mate Ball
Catchphrase: "I'm using my NOODLE!"
Creator: Pencilmaster
Nicknames: None
Personality: Nerdy
Favorite Food: ?
Favorite Drink: ?
Likes: Showing off how smart he is
Dislikes: The fact that Mr. Sausage Man is still smarter than him, Mate Ball
Catchphrase: "I'm using my NOODLE!"
Mate Ball
A slightly newer character who is one of Mr. Sausage Man's best friends. He likes to wear a cowboy hat for an unconfirmed reason. His name is sort of a play on words since he is a friend to almost everyone. However, he is Mr. Noodle's rival.
Creator: Pencilmaster
Nicknames: None
Personality: Friendly
Favorite Food: ?
Favorite Drink: ?
Likes: Attending Mr. Sausage Man's stunt shows
Dislikes: Mr. Noodle, The Burgerlar
Quote: "Nobody can be more epic than Mr. Sausage Man."
Creator: Pencilmaster
Nicknames: None
Personality: Friendly
Favorite Food: ?
Favorite Drink: ?
Likes: Attending Mr. Sausage Man's stunt shows
Dislikes: Mr. Noodle, The Burgerlar
Quote: "Nobody can be more epic than Mr. Sausage Man."
Candy Andy
An interesting little guy. He is very brave and often throws himself into danger. Everyone (including Mr. Sausage Man and Mate Ball) thinks that there is a weak piece of taffy inside his wrapper, but he is actually a jawbreaker.
Creator: William (Friend of Jonathan)
Nicknames: Jaw-Breaker
Personality: Brave
Favorite Food: ?
Favorite Drink: ?
Likes: Adventures
Dislikes: Anyone that worries about his safety
Catchphrase: "Sweet."
Creator: William (Friend of Jonathan)
Nicknames: Jaw-Breaker
Personality: Brave
Favorite Food: ?
Favorite Drink: ?
Likes: Adventures
Dislikes: Anyone that worries about his safety
Catchphrase: "Sweet."
Lime
Lime is another hero that lives in Banana Land. He sometimes goes on adventures to thwart the plans of the evil Lemon. He and Mr. Sausage Man rarely cross paths. Mr. Sausage Man tries to keep in touch with him, but Lime keeps accidentally dropping his new phone down bottomless pits. He actually thinks of Mr. Sausage Man as his role model.
Creator: Jonathan
Nicknames: None
Personality: Sweet
Favorite Food: ?
Favorite Drink: ?
Likes: Saving the day, doing whatever limes do
Dislikes: Lemon
Quote: LIME HAS NOT SPOKEN YET
Creator: Jonathan
Nicknames: None
Personality: Sweet
Favorite Food: ?
Favorite Drink: ?
Likes: Saving the day, doing whatever limes do
Dislikes: Lemon
Quote: LIME HAS NOT SPOKEN YET
Lemon
Lemon is actually, believe it or not, Lime's twin brother. He used to be a lime just like him (Although he was still named Lemon for some reason). However, he was also the stronger brother. Taking advantage of his power, he made himself stronger and stronger until he eventually turned evil. As a result, the sweetness inside him turned bitter and sour, which caused him to change from a lime to a lemon. He enjoyed this, because now his name finally made sense. Lime eventually trained himself as well, until they were both equal in strength. Lemon then moved out of the house and created his own lair (Every evil villain has to have a lair!). Now, Lemon often tries to cause trouble for Lime, just for the enjoyment of it.
Creator: Jonathan
Nicknames: None
Personality: Sour
Favorite Food: ?
Favorite Drink: ?
Likes: Ruining the day, doing whatever lemons do
Dislikes: Lime
Quote: LEMON HAS NOT SPOKEN YET
Creator: Jonathan
Nicknames: None
Personality: Sour
Favorite Food: ?
Favorite Drink: ?
Likes: Ruining the day, doing whatever lemons do
Dislikes: Lime
Quote: LEMON HAS NOT SPOKEN YET
NOM
The most feared creature in Banana Land. Nobody dares to approach these beasts except for Mr. Sausage Man, Lime, and Candy Andy. They don't care whether their target is good or evil, they will attempt to eat them regardless. They are extremely large. It is interesting to note that they look a lot like Pacman, and they bear almost a completely identical resemblance to yellow Chomps from Mario games.
Creator: Jonathan
Nicknames: None
Personality: Hungry
Favorite Food: Anything
Favorite Drink: Anything
Likes: Eating stuff
Dislikes: When their meal escapes from them
Quote: *OMNOMNOMNOMNOM*
Creator: Jonathan
Nicknames: None
Personality: Hungry
Favorite Food: Anything
Favorite Drink: Anything
Likes: Eating stuff
Dislikes: When their meal escapes from them
Quote: *OMNOMNOMNOMNOM*